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Hazelnut Coffee $8.49 Our 100% Arabica gourmet coffee is infused with the smooth and nutty tasted of fresh hazelnut. Whole Bean 12 oz. |
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Decaffeinated Coffee $6.49 A distinctive and balanced flavor for those who love the richness of a darker roast and the smooth flavor of a lighter roast coffee. Ground 13 oz. |
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Crescent City Blend® Coffee $8.49 A tribute to the rich, bold coffee served in New Orleans. Whole Bean 12 oz. |
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Dark Roast Coffee $6.49 The rich aroma of our original coffee blend will awaken your senses. Ground 16 oz. |
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Brazil Santos Bourbon Coffee $8.49 This delectable gourmet coffee yields an enticingly smooth cup with a rich aroma and mild acidity. Whole Bean 12 oz. |
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French Vanilla Coffee $8.49 A truly delectable and luxuriously sweet French Vanilla coffee you are sure to enjoy. Whole Bean 12 oz. |
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Pecan Praline Coffee $8.49 Our Pecan Praline flavored coffee is a truly delightful Southern treat. Whole Bean 12 oz. |
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Fresh-O-Lator® Coffee Canister $29.95 Our airtight canister will preserve the freshness of your favorite coffee. |
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Kenya Coffee $8.49 Bright acidity and fruity flavors combine for a wonderfully aromatic cup with a taste that maintains a refined winey character. Whole Bean 12 oz. |
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Around the World Gourmet Coffee Sampler $34.95 Explore four specialty coffees from distinctive coffee-growing regions around the world. Whole Bean Four 12 oz. packages. |
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Medium Roast Coffee $6.49 This extraordinarily aromatic and light-roasted blend produces a fragrant and mellow cup. Ground 16 oz. |
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Kona Blend Coffee $8.49 Our Kona Blend is light-medium roasted and produces a sweet and mellow floral tone. Whole Bean 12 oz. |
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Café Special® Coffee $5.99 Roasted medium-dark to a rich brown color for a distinctive café taste and aroma. Ground 12 oz. |
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Breakfast Blend Coffee $8.49 Ease into the day as we do down in New Orleans with the smooth and mellow flavor of our Breakfast Blend. Ground 12 oz. |
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New Orleans Blend® Coffee and Chicory $5.49 Indulge in a delicate combination of fine Arabica beans and high quality chicory that is steeped in the traditions of New Orleans. Ground 16 oz. |
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Louisiana Blend™ Medium-Dark Coffee $8.49 This blend of gourmet Latin American coffees embodies the distinctive flavor of Louisiana. Whole Bean 12 oz. |
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Funny Coffee I $12.99 Pela Funny Coffee I – Art Print |
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Funny Coffee II $12.99 Pela Funny Coffee II – Art Print |
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Funny Coffee III $12.99 Pela Funny Coffee III – Art Print |
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Funny Coffee IV $12.99 Pela Funny Coffee IV – Art Print |
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Coffee Candy Chews Bag 13.2 Ounces (376 Grams) $9.95 Between cups of brewed gourmet coffee, you can enjoy the essence of our premium beans with our coffee candy chews. While the majority of coffee candies are artificially flavored, we use only the |
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Dark Chocolate Covered Coffee Beans Bag 6 Ounces (170 Grams) $9.95 Both coffee and cacao beans have a long history in Costa Rica. Hundreds of years ago cacao beans were first used as currency by indigenous tribes. Before the introduction of coffee in the early 1700s, |
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Dark Chocolate Covered Coffee Beans Canister 7 Ounces (200 Grams) $9.95 Both coffee and cacao beans have a long history in Costa Rica. Hundreds of years ago cacao beans were first used as currency by indigenous tribes. Before the introduction of coffee in the early 1700s, |
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French Coffee Press 3 Cup French Press Chrome $16.99 Like many of the best inventions, the French Coffee Press seems to have resulted from an accident. Legend has it that around the mid 1800s, the serendipitous incident happened on a hillside when |
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French Coffee Press 6 Cup French Press Chrome $24.99 Like many of the best inventions, the French Coffee Press seems to have resulted from an accident. Legend has it that around the mid 1800s, the serendipitous incident happened on a hillside when |
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12 Cups Of Coffee $23.28 Jamie has got it made. A great apartment, an excellent job flying all over the world selling something he would rather not talk about – accounting software. When he comes home to Seattle, the love of his life is waiting for him – a mint condition 1972 Faema one group espresso machine. Jamie loves coffee. Good coffee. Really good coffee. Oh, and he lives with a great girl named Ellen who loves him for exactly who he is.Except Jamie is rarely who he says he is.Jamie gives everyone in his life exactly what they want to see – Sensitive Boyfriend, Caring Son, Crazy Friend, Brilliant Salesguy – but only lets the real Jamie out over coffee with strangers….who he will never see again.But as Jamie tries to make sense of his life, one cappuccino at a time, everyone else seems to be getting on with theirs.You want a good read? Want to be parachuted into a fast-paced, knowing-laugh- ladden world of hard-edged software sales and empty nights? 12 Cups of Coffee delivers the jolt that wakes its protagonist (and the reader) from his quirky nightmare of international business travel and just-business friendships. Funny and fearlessly self-reflective, the book perks along and makes readers thirsty for more. |
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12 Cups of Coffee $66.45 Jamie has got it made. A great apartment, an excellent job flying all over the world selling something he would rather not talk about – accounting software. When he comes home to Seattle, the love of his life is waiting for him – a mint condition 1972 Faema one group espresso machine. Jamie loves coffee. Good coffee. Really good coffee. Oh, and he lives with a great girl named Ellen who loves him for exactly who he is. Except Jamie is rarely who he says he is. Jamie gives everyone in his life exactly what they want to see – Sensitive Boyfriend, Caring Son, Crazy Friend, Brilliant Salesguy – but only lets the real Jamie out over coffee with strangers.who he will never see again. The only trouble is as Jamie tries to make sense of his life, one espresso at a time, everyone else seems to be getting on with theirs. Funny and fearlessly self-reflective, the book perks along and makes readers thirsty for more. |
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2019: Athens 1 Atlantis 0 $20.95 An elderly man is drinking coffee in a Venice caf when he recognises a woman passing by. He remembers meeting her in Paris over 200 years ago. She hasn”t changed but he has aged since then. His next birthday will be his 424th. How is the man related to the war between Atlantis and Athens, 11,000 years ago? The descendants of the victors intend to control the planet again using the Treasures of Poseidon with help from the Temple Virgins, who are different to other women in interesting ways. Corruption, kidnap, lust and murder follow. Also some bad things. The Omasor Agency gets involved with help from Brick and Blonde, celebrity adventurers. Another fast paced, funny and exotic adventure. You don”t need to read the previous books to enjoy this one. Book 3 in the 2019 series. |
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5001 Names for Cats $50.92 From Stephen Baker, the wildly funny expert on pets, comes this hilarious book on living with your feline companion. Learn how to pick an appropriate name for your cat, and hope that kitty chooses to acknowledge this name. Chapters are organized on the basis of cat characteristics, with original names such as: Kamaiki (Middle Eastern black coffee, for a black cat) Paloma (Spanish for white dove ) Koni (a shock absorber in race cars, for your fast cat) |
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A Collection Of Hilarious, Outrageous And Questionable Adult Jokes $9.75 Here is a collection of adult jokes that began during the early seventies and then managed to survive this decade of sex, drugs and rock-n-roll by doing nothing more than bringing laughter and good times to numerous family members and friends who were fortunate enough to share in some of the funniest jokes around. So, no matter what your family values are or your moral standing is there is nothing funnier than an artfully sharp-witted obscene joke!The unfortunate part of life is the fact that all good times come to an end sooner or later, people grow up, people move on and the solemn truth is; we become machines in an ever changing world. To that we say: “BUMMER”! Even this “Collection of Hilarious, Outrageous and Questionable Adult Jokes” was put to rest in the early eighties, until we recently uncovered it packed away in a box of family belongings. Funny, no matter how much our world has changed over the last 25 years, these obscenely sharp-witted jokes remain hilarious and outrageous with their own unique value and sophisticated sense of humor. And to that we say: “FAR-OUT MAN”! A Collection of Hilarious, Outrageous and Questionable Adult Jokes was put together with a philosophical sensitivity of irresistible logic and undeniable compassion. In other words, nothing is sacred as this “Coffee Table Style Adult Joke Book” seizes the opportunity to bring you – ETHNIC JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, OFF-THE-WALL JOKES and the ever impressionable PICTORIAL JOKES! Order yours now and enjoy a good hearty laugh whenever the occasion happens to call for it! Or give it to a friend as a gift! The gift that will always put a smile on their face and laughter in theirheart for a long, long time! |
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A Fairy-Tale of New York $14.95 A Fairy Tale of New York is a funny, lusty, and sad novel of comic genius. Returning from study abroad, Cornelius Christian enters customs with his luggage and his dead wife. His first encounter in New York is with a funeral director, with whom he reluctantly takes employment to pay for the burial expenses. In the course of his duties he meets the beautiful Fanny Sourpuss over her millionaire husband’s dead body. However, his over-enthusiastic handling of his first corpse lands him in court. Cornelius Christian wanders through the great sad cathedral that is New York, examining the human condition in all its comic pathos and lonely absurdity. Whether lingering in the Automat drinking from half empty coffee cups and stealing baked beans from the plates of customers who go looking for ketchup, or finding love on a street corner only to end up fighting his way out of a hooker’s fists, Cornelius Christian, heroic anti-hero, sings of life’s goodness in the wake of disaster. |
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A Fairy-Tale of New York $14.95 A Fairy Tale of New York is a funny, lusty, and sad novel of comic genius. Returning from study abroad, Cornelius Christian enters customs with his luggage and his dead wife. His first encounter in New York is with a funeral director, with whom he reluctantly takes employment to pay for the burial expenses. In the course of his duties he meets the beautiful Fanny Sourpuss over her millionaire husband’s dead body. However, his over-enthusiastic handling of his first corpse lands him in court. Cornelius Christian wanders through the great sad cathedral that is New York, examining the human condition in all its comic pathos and lonely absurdity. Whether lingering in the Automat drinking from half empty coffee cups and stealing baked beans from the plates of customers who go looking for ketchup, or finding love on a street corner only to end up fighting his way out of a hooker’s fists, Cornelius Christian, heroic anti-hero, sings of life’s goodness in the wake of disaster. |
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A Funny Thing Happened On My Journey To Heaven $3.49 Me?!? Go to church? Lightning will strike me dead!Me?!? Homeless? Jobless? How did this happen?Me?!? Give money to the church? They are just after my money!Me?!? Go back to school? Become a CPA? I’m over 40!Me?!? Tithe? I give enough!Me?!? Date? How could I ever trust a man again?Me?!? Write a book? I’m a CPA for Heaven’s sake!Me?!? Witness? People will think I’m strange!Author Patricia Coury Hartman is, of all things, a CPA. She always sees the lighter side of life, even though she has been through some very deep painful times, including divorce and parenting alone. Her smile and her laughter brighten any room. Her humility shows through in her writing, as she shares transparently how she got to where she is today. She has a gift of taking the complex and making it simple. Her journey has taken her from:•Runaway to Home Again•Liberal to Conservative•Atheist to Christian•Single Mom to Married•Empty Nester•Rebellion to Contentment•Broke to Financially Stable•Bus Driver to CPA•Homeless to Homeowner•Proud to Humble•Lost to Found•Sinner to… well…Grab a cup of coffee and a box of tissues and head for the easy chair. Get ready for times of laughter, reflection and joy… |
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A Wayward Wizard’s Wistful Words $7.36 This compilation of quotes and quips encompasses just a few years, and was only considered when I looked in my folder one day and saw just how many I had written.Someone suggested to me that I try to get them published in this form, stressing that it might make a good Christmas stocking, birthday, coffee table sort of book-nothing more pretentious than that.I agreed with them, and so here it is.I hope you enjoy these quotes and quips and get a chuckle out of them.Some are more thought provoking than others, but none should result in countless hours of philosophical wrestling or endless questioning of the ethical content. They just represent those few short moments when I put pen to paper, and tried to express my ideas as expeditiously as possible, while attempting to configure them in a context that has that touch of humor in it.It’s something that a lot of us do, whether it be in written words, in art form, or just in casual speech at the dining room table.Life is life. People are people. And some of all of that is funny. In my case, I find a lot of it funny.I find it prudent to laugh at myself before anybody else does. Besides, that way, they can laugh with me, and not at me.So, please enjoy, and I do hope that some of these efforts give you a smile from time to time. |
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Americana the Beautiful: Mid-Century Culture in Kodachrome $35 5-4-3-2-1 BLASTOFF! By popular request, best-selling author and histo-tainer Charles Phoenix presents AMERICANA THE BEAUTIFUL. This witty, wacky and wondrous collection of found vintage family and travel Kodachrome slides celebrates the cultural extravaganza that is America’s golden era, the space age. After SOUTHERN CALIFORNIALAND hit the Los Angeles Times bestseller list, Phoenix has set his sights on the national lists. Readers experience both kitschy and classic places where often only a picture can tell the whole story. With his laugh-out-loud-funny text and colorful images Phoenix proves that Americana can definitely by coffee-table worthy. |
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An Incomplete and Inaccurate History of Sport $29.99 Kenny Mayne, one of the sarcastic voices of ESPN’s SportsCenter, has compiled a sports encyclopedia of sorts, a reference work that gleefully abandons any claim to either accuracy or objectivity. Mayne doesn’t mince opinions; he knows that tackle football is the greatest sport on earth, with Wiffle ball coming in a distant second. The book title notwithstanding, this maverick commentator refuses to limit his comments to athletic endeavors; he also lavishes his rambunctious attention on traumas incurred at airport screening lines and deluxe coffee bars. Infectiously funny. |
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An Incomplete and Inaccurate History of Sport $25 Kenny Mayne, one of the sarcastic voices of ESPN’s SportsCenter, has compiled a sports encyclopedia of sorts, a reference work that gleefully abandons any claim to either accuracy or objectivity. Mayne doesn’t mince opinions; he knows that tackle football is the greatest sport on earth, with Wiffle ball coming in a distant second. The book title notwithstanding, this maverick commentator refuses to limit his comments to athletic endeavors; he also lavishes his rambunctious attention on traumas incurred at airport screening lines and deluxe coffee bars. Infectiously funny. |
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An Incomplete and Inaccurate History of Sport $24.95 Kenny Mayne, one of the sarcastic voices of ESPN’s SportsCenter, has compiled a sports encyclopedia of sorts, a reference work that gleefully abandons any claim to either accuracy or objectivity. Mayne doesn’t mince opinions; he knows that tackle football is the greatest sport on earth, with Wiffle ball coming in a distant second. The book title notwithstanding, this maverick commentator refuses to limit his comments to athletic endeavors; he also lavishes his rambunctious attention on traumas incurred at airport screening lines and deluxe coffee bars. Infectiously funny. |
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Angry Young Women In Low-Rise Jeans With High-Class Issues $1.76 Comedy /6m, 7f (flexible casting if actors play multiple roles) / Simple SetsThis outrageous new comedy is told in five outrageously funny parts and it's all about young women and the various issues they confront today. It's part sit-com, part stand-up comedy and part sketch-comedy. This collection of vignettes parades a series of foxy, witty and anxious women who bear the expectations of the world like an itchy muffler. These girls are coffee-driven, sensitive, wired, misunderstood and fuming with awkward issues. They are frustrated with the way of the world, the perceptions men have of them and their own reactions to it. How, for example, do you resolve contradictions like dressing as a hooker and still being a feminist? So they go head to head with such issues as Electra complexes, bikini waxes, low rider jeans, their oversexed mothers, thongs, brazen teenagers, men's sexual fantasies, side effects of birth control drugs, mean teenagers on the subway, sympathy sex and the artistic integrity of penises and vaginas in independent films. This play has great material for scene and monologue work as well as for performance. |
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Apocalypse Door $16.99 Peter Crossman is a man with a mission . . . and his boss is literally out of this world.His world is a dangerous place . . . and it’s Peter Crossman’s job to protect it. Men of the cloth can only do so much. Against ancient evils, you need the ancient strength of faith. That’s where Peter Crossman, Knight Templar in modern America, comes in. Crossman’s world is yours and mine. Governments and businesses squabble, people go out for coffee, folks meet and fall in love, and the Red Sox will win the World Series when Hell freezes over. But that last just might happen if Crossman doesn’t get his latest assignment right.The Apocalypse Door is a spy story with a truly unique twist. On a routine mission from his order to discover the whereabouts of some missing UN peacekeepers, Peter Crossman discovers a plot that points to the uncovering of a very unholy artifact. An object of such power that it might very well open a portal to damnation and beyond, bringing some unsavory people a whole lot of power . . . or bring about the destruction of the universe.And with the unlooked-for aid of Sister Mary Magdalene of the Special Action Executive of the Poor Clares, Peter Crossman will begin a journey to try and track down just what is being unleashed in the world and try like hell to stop it . . . or maybe stopping Hell here on Earth is more like it. But, fortunately, demonic magic isn’t the only source of Power in the world . . . and Peter Crossman’s power comes from Above.The Apocalypse Door is a smart, funny, and sexy spy caper with a touch of the sacred from a very talented writer. You like Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Or want to be her?Then The Apocalypse Door is for you. . . . |
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Bargain with the Devil $9.95 A SPICY RETELLING OF PRIDE AND PREJUDICE: In Jane Austen’s original story, Fitzwilliam Darcy learns of the debacle involving Elizabeth Bennet’s sister several months after he was rejected by Elizabeth, and volunteers to help find her sister, of his own accord. But what if Miss Elizabeth had requested Mr. Darcy’s aid in just a few days after the disastrous proposal at Hunsford, and he was still very angry with her refusal? What if he decided to be ungentlemanly, and demanded a very particular reward from her in exchange for his assistance? This steamy, funny Pride and Prejudice what-if short story explores that scenario with wit, emotion and intriguing plot twists that take this perennial favorite to another direction. REVIEW: “An engrossing story that will grab the reader and take them on a wild ride that will last until the very last sentence” – 5 Cups of Coffee from Coffee Time Romance, Ultra Rare Extraordinary Read |
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Bargain with the Devil $4.2 A SPICY RETELLING OF PRIDE AND PREJUDICE: In Jane Austen’s original story, Fitzwilliam Darcy learns of the debacle involving Elizabeth Bennet’s sister several months after he was rejected by Elizabeth, and volunteers to help find her sister, of his own accord. But what if Miss Elizabeth had requested Mr. Darcy’s aid in just a few days after the disastrous proposal at Hunsford, and he was still very angry with her refusal? What if he decided to be ungentlemanly, and demanded a very particular reward from her in exchange for his assistance? This steamy, funny Pride and Prejudice what-if short story explores that scenario with wit, emotion and intriguing plot twists that take this perennial favorite to another direction. REVIEW: “An engrossing story that will grab the reader and take them on a wild ride that will last until the very last sentence” – 5 Cups of Coffee from Coffee Time Romance, Ultra Rare Extraordinary Read |
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Bargain with the Devil $3.99 A SPICY RETELLING OF PRIDE AND PREJUDICE: In Jane Austen’s original story, Fitzwilliam Darcy learns of the debacle involving Elizabeth Bennet’s sister several months after he was rejected by Elizabeth, and volunteers to help find her sister, of his own accord. But what if Miss Elizabeth had requested Mr. Darcy’s aid in just a few days after the disastrous proposal at Hunsford, and he was still very angry with her refusal? What if he decided to be ungentlemanly, and demanded a very particular reward from her in exchange for his assistance? This steamy, funny Pride and Prejudice what-if short story explores that scenario with wit, emotion and intriguing plot twists that take this perennial favorite to another direction. REVIEW: “An engrossing story that will grab the reader and take them on a wild ride that will last until the very last sentence” – 5 Cups of Coffee from Coffee Time Romance, Ultra Rare Extraordinary Read |
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Between Boyfriends $12 In this sharp, entertaining, wry-but-tender debut, Michael Salvatore follows one man’s search for the perfect boyfriend in a hilariously imperfect world.Single, slightly neurotic Steven Bartholomew Ferrante loves his sharp-tongued, loyal friends, his chaotic job as producer for the daytime soap If Tomorrow Never Comes, and his crazy Sicilian mother, not necessarily in that order. Yet at thirty-three, his life is a little like the peppermint mocha coffee drinks that are his favorite indulgence-fun, frothy, but only superficially satisfying. Four years after his boyfriend kicked him to the curb, Steven is still trying to find a replacement. There’s been no shortage of casual couplings and one night (or less) stands, but while other body parts are catered to, his heart wants something more. Someone to share sexy Sunday mornings and shopping trips to buy unnecessary kitchen appliances. Someone he can trade knowing smiles with while dishing dirt with his crew at their favorite Chelsea haunts. Somebody to love.And maybe he’s finally found it. Because if Steven’s learned one thing from If Tomorrow Never Comes, it’s that every storyline has its twists-and the beauty of living spoiler-free is that you never know who’s waiting in the wings…”Outrageous and over the top, Between Boyfriends is the ultimate roller-coaster ride of the highs and lows of dating and mating.” -Drew Ferguson, author of The Screwed-Up Life of Charlie The Second”Sexy, funny and drama-filled!”-Michael Thomas Ford, author of The Road HomeMichael Salvatore is an award-winning writer and one of six playwrights whose career will be tracked by WritersInsight.com until 2010.He is a graduate of New York University, has studied at Playwrights Horizons and Gotham Writers Workshop, and has written several screenplays. To find out more about his work, visit MichaelSalvatoreBooks.com. Between Boyfriends is his first novel. |
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Between Boyfriends $1.99 In this sharp, entertaining, wry-but-tender debut, Michael Salvatore follows one man’s search for the perfect boyfriend in a hilariously imperfect world.Single, slightly neurotic Steven Bartholomew Ferrante loves his sharp-tongued, loyal friends, his chaotic job as producer for the daytime soap If Tomorrow Never Comes, and his crazy Sicilian mother, not necessarily in that order. Yet at thirty-three, his life is a little like the peppermint mocha coffee drinks that are his favorite indulgence-fun, frothy, but only superficially satisfying. Four years after his boyfriend kicked him to the curb, Steven is still trying to find a replacement. There’s been no shortage of casual couplings and one night (or less) stands, but while other body parts are catered to, his heart wants something more. Someone to share sexy Sunday mornings and shopping trips to buy unnecessary kitchen appliances. Someone he can trade knowing smiles with while dishing dirt with his crew at their favorite Chelsea haunts. Somebody to love.And maybe he’s finally found it. Because if Steven’s learned one thing from If Tomorrow Never Comes, it’s that every storyline has its twists-and the beauty of living spoiler-free is that you never know who’s waiting in the wings…”Outrageous and over the top, Between Boyfriends is the ultimate roller-coaster ride of the highs and lows of dating and mating.” -Drew Ferguson, author of The Screwed-Up Life of Charlie The Second”Sexy, funny and drama-filled!”-Michael Thomas Ford, author of The Road HomeMichael Salvatore is an award-winning writer and one of six playwrights whose career will be tracked by WritersInsight.com until 2010.He is a graduate of New York University, has studied at Playwrights Horizons and Gotham Writers Workshop, and has written several screenplays. To find out more about his work, visit MichaelSalvatoreBooks.com. Between Boyfriends is his first novel. |
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Black Hollyhock, First Light: Poems $289.12 Judyth Hill is a stand-up bard — a funny performance poet and a passionate advocate of The Tradition and The Muse. Deep Ecology elder Dolores LaChapelle has described Hill as a poet who puts place and sex and love together in a way that is totally environmentally aware and totally human . She has been called energy with skin and a rabbi of the miraculous . Her work is exuberant in its sustained electricity between self and world, its rhapsody with the other-than-human, and the singing of its alert and crafted language. This new collection contains poems that reflect the abundance of life — full of itch, of heat, the flavor of apricots, yearning fox howls, a shrine filled with acorns, good coffee, the scent of the imaginary wafting off the sensuous curves of real bread, and thick cumulus clouds drifting over the front range at the end of the valley. |
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Breastfeeding Diaries $8 <p>A hilarious compilation of true stories from mothers about breastfeeding moments gone-awry. Moms can identify with these stories about inadvertent leaking, squirting, flashing, and other embarrassing-but-funny moments. “Funny Mommy” Kate Davis (TBD — and other comedians on the circuit) adds a comedic element to the book by sharing her own personal stories of breastfeeding and how she implements them into her stand-up routine. Some of the intriguing, amusing, and slightly embarrassing stories include; </P><P> * A nursing mom who got busted by a State Trooper for breast pumping on the Interstate <BR> * A group of nursing moms who were mistaken for an “art installation” at a museum <BR> * A corporate mom who inadvertently broadcasted a breast-pumping session to a corporate branch office via videoconferencing <BR> * A sleeping mom who “breastfed” her husband’s elbow at two in the morning <BR> * A mom who inadvertently added “cream” to her mother-in-law’s coffee–from across the table (unfortunately, the mother-in-law liked her coffee black!) <BR> * Plus a story about a mom in a supermarket with a “leaking” problem that’s not what you expect </p> |
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Bring It On, Baby: How to Have a Dudelike Pregnancy $1.99 A refreshingly frank and funny take on motherhood that is not designed to make you feel guilty I have 10 worries, and the first nine are all variations on the theme of labor and “Is there really a baby in there, or just some lizards?”Over the course of the last three years and her first two pregnancies, Zoe Williams has shared her refreshingly forthright insights into impending and new motherhood in her regular Guardian “Anti-natal” column. Whether bemoaning the fact that simply being pregnant seemed to give overbearing people the urge to comment on everything she ate, drank, or wore (I’m drinking coffee and suddenly that makes me an evil mom-to-be. What is wrong with these people?) or inventing elaborate lies to explain why she was late to take her first born for his injections (Perhaps I moved to Italy, but the economic downturn destroyed my prospects and I had to move back.) her commentary is honest, feisty, and—in some cases—downright hilarious. This book will include new material as well as extracts from the columns, building into an idiosyncratic, individual take on becoming a mom—a pregnancy companion with attitude. |
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COFFEE LOVERS -Warning Sign- drink crazy funny gift $8.99 This is a brand new 12 tall and 8 wide sign. Our novelty signs are made from outdoor durable plastic with professional grade vinyl graphics. These signs will never rust or fade, perfect inside or out (5 years outdoors)! The sign has round corners and pre-drilled holes for easy mounting. This item is in stock and ready to ship, generally the following business day. Please check out all our other signs, they make the perfect gift for any occasion. |
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Cafe Tales $13.2 Learning that their neighborhood coffee house is scheduled for demolition, five customers join forces to save their home away from home. Passionate about the past and fearful of the future, they unite against the world and divide against each other in a film that is by turns both funny and sad. |
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